Delicious things eaten today:
- Breakfast: Oatmeal with cinnamon, and a new tea I bought (the flavor was odd, but it grows on you)
- Lunch:Kale, white bean and quinoa stew
- Snack: Raw kale salad, Pumpkin p-butter Mousse, and a raw lemon cookie
- Dinner: Probs gonna be Lotsa veggie lentil soup with hummus and pita on the side.
Winter’s probably a terrible time to try out raw veganism, isn’t it?
Scrambled tofu (using vegg) with seitan bacon, over noochy toast
Things I want:
My sandwich game is legendary:
-New nipple barbells, something cute but small because snagging is real
-to join a nudist colony and forget about all my responsibilities, because fuck it. I’d be useful in a hippie/vegan commune and I hate clothes so much and I’m learning to be comfortable with my body.
-to have lots of money to afford to go home for the holidays. I can’t go home for the holidays.
-make scrambled tofu and seitan bacon on noochy toast. So hungry, I’m making this when I get off at work
Things I don’t want:
-the therapy session I have to go to today so that I can keep taking my meds
Sourdough bread with vegenaise and sriracha
homemade tempeh bacon strips
Sauteed giant portobello mushroom caps
and romaine lettuce
DID I EVER TELL YOU GUYS THE STORY OF THE TIME I CAME HOME FROM COLLEGE AND MY DAD FOUND THE VEGAN CONDOMS I’M NOT USING FOR THE SEX I’M NOT HAVING IN MY SUITCASE
because it was embarrassing as fuck, and my parents kept asking me if I was having sex for weeks after and they were clearly not believing me
and then my mom tried giving me a sex talk 19 years too late (again) about how I don’t have to be married, but I should be in love
and it was awful
sooo, cum shots (the drink, not, like, semen) when googled do not yield the results I was looking for, and there appear to be no vegan cum shot recipes.
Which could be turned into a joke based on the old annoying question of “do vegans swallow?”
(we do, btw)
Woaaahhh, going to New York this summer to see my Abuela means that Pasteles are going to happen, and I will make my own vegan filling and ask for a few for myself
And, god, I can’t wait to see Abuela. She’s the shit.
Jerk Asparagus, with Mango BBQ Beans, and Butternut Coconut Rice. All healthy and low calorie. Lots of nutrition.
All recipes from Appetite for Reduction (woooo punk references) by Isa Chandra Moskowitz
My dinner from tonight! Super delicious!
I didn’t know that Isa is coming out with a new cookbook and I am soooo sosososososososo EXCITED